iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

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nothomo:

if ur snapchat story is 100 fuckin seconds or more first of all what the fuck is wrong wit u

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vesley:

I need 12 hickeys 300$ and to go the fuck to sleep

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silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

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scrunchablelunchable:

Quick lil’ animals

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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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spangefucker:

do u ever just think what would have happened if u lived closer to someone

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hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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